Friend, always treat your woman right;
Make sure that she's respected.
Pay her thoughtful attention
So she’ll never feel neglected.
Relationships are fragile machines;
One careless remark, misdirected,
Can blow it to bits, in the blink of an eye,
Leaving you all alone—and dejected.
No matter how smooth your game is,
The protocol’s never perfected,
Sound counsel urges (at all times)
You expect the unexpected.
Keep communications open,
Don’t let them get disconnected.
Remember, she is ALWAYS right,
And is NEVER to be corrected.
Deft application, and an agile mind,
Keeps your romance safe and protected,
And your girl won't be drawn to a point (of view)
Some other guy has—um—erected.